Whispers in the Night Page 10

  “Huh?”

  “You come in here, you do the nasty with my mama, and then leave. Just like my daddy did.”

  “I’m not your daddy.”

  “You just like him!”

  “I didn’t get your mama pregnant, then leave.”

  “But you got what you want from my mama! Now you wanna leave. Can’t stick around, not even to play checkers. You selfish son of a bitch!”

  “Hey, wait a minute now.”

  “No, you wait.” Nehemiah balled up his fist. I flinched. “And what about my mama?”

  “What about her?”

  “When y’all leave, you make my mama feel bad and look bad.”

  “Your mama don’t look bad.”

  “That’s what you think.”

  Nehemiah moved over and knocked on the closet door. It opened. Out came a woman in an old dirty bathrobe. She had curlers in her hair, wore raggedy slippers, and was overweight. She was hunched over and hiding her face.

  “Shamir? Is that you?” I asked.

  Shamir self-consciously pulled at her floppy robe and touched her uncombed hair, embarrassed. She nodded. “This is how I really look, Chris.”

  “Da-yum, what happened to you, woman?”

  Nehemiah threw his head back and yelled at me, blowing out a hurricane of peanut butter–smelling wind. “You dickheads did this to my mama!”

  Nehemiah jumped in front of her and started spinning around like crazy, just like the Tasmanian Devil. I wanted to run but my feet failed me. He made a dusty cloud around Shamir. It circled her and I couldn’t see her. When the dust lifted and the air cleared, Shamir looked hot again—young, thin, hard body, hair done, dressed in a sexy, sheer negligee.

  Shamir smiled at Nehemiah, who finally stopped spinning. “See? I told you he was special.”

  I stood there wanting to run and wanting to piss on myself all at the same time. This wasn’t real. It couldn’t be. This little boy with the big saucer eyes really was special, and I thought about asking him who he was, where he came from, and how he did that. But then I decided, Screw it! I picked up a brass lamp and threw it like a fastball directly at Nehemiah’s big head.

  That little demon child reached out his hand and caught the lamp with his tiny little fingers in midair. Quick as a lizard, he hurled the lamp straight back at me. It cracked me upside my head and knocked my ass out cold.

  When I woke up, I was lying spread-eagle on the bed, my face up and my arms and legs handcuffed to the bedposts.

  Nehemiah was standing on top of my chest, his dirty little white sneakers grinding into my rib cage. My vision was blurry and I struggled to breathe. For a little squirt, he was heavy.

  He looked down at me. He held up his sticky little brown hands. Globs of peanut butter dripped from them. “Tell this turkey about the peanut butter, Mama.”

  Shamir came close to the bed, her sexy negligee open, teasing me. “Nehemiah’s peanut butter is no ordinary peanut butter. It’s homemade.”

  “Yep. I use special nuts.” An evil little smirk perched on his small mouth.

  I got nervous—more nervous. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

  Nehemiah made a quick grabbing motion at my zipper. I flinched. He didn’t touch me but jerked his hand like he was pulling something off. At that same moment, a thousand screams and pain-filled moans burst through the room like thunder. I jerked my head around to see, but couldn’t see nothing.

  “What the freak is that noise?”

  Shamir looked apologetic. “Those are the screams from the other guys I dated, who left.”

  “They didn’t want to be my daddy, either,” Nehemiah said. “So I made sure they wouldn’t be nobody’s daddy.”

  Nehemiah clasped something inside his small fingers. He opened his hands. I looked. Two round bloody nuts were inside. He tossed them like marbles to Shamir. She caught them and put them in this big jar filled with dozens of them, and closed the lid. The label said: NEH’S PNUTS.

  “I like making pea-nut butter.” Nehemiah laughed like the bogeyman.

  I panicked. Fear seized my chest. Nehemiah ground his dirty white sneakers into my skin and rode my pumping chest like a roller coaster.

  He smiled, laughing at my ass, and lowered his big shiny black eyes down to my face, staring at me so close our noses touched. I felt his little fingers circle around my nuts. He squeezed a bit, his little fist tightening around my package.

  “I’m gonna ask you one more time. You wanna be my daddy?”

  Shamir and I were married two days later. Not the young, hot Shamir, but the trapped-in-the-closet, overweight, curlers-in-the-hair Shamir. I quit my job as a music promoter and opened a drive-through-only Burger King down the street. We had a real talking plastic king—not a fake one with a microphone hooked up in the back.

  Shamir had eight or twelve more babies for me. I’m not sure exactly how many because I stopped counting at six. They were all boys. Though they were mine, they all looked exactly like Nehemiah—big head, lopsided Afros, and eyes as big as bowling balls. Every day we sat inside the Burger King and played checkers. We ate cookies and milk, too.

  Every night, they all gathered around me, looked up at me with those big black saucer eyes, and asked the same question, “Are you our daddy?”

  And just like Nehemiah, they were all special. That’s why I always answered them the same way, “Hell yes. I’m your daddy!”

  To Get Bread and Butter

  Randy Walker

  Bananas. Beef. Beer. Bread. Butter. I only shop for B’s on the first Tuesday of the month.

  Olson’s Supermarket is located exactly 0.8 miles down Main Street from my two-bedroom town house, and it is nearly eleven o’clock at night on Tuesday, February 7. I will make it to Olson’s at eleven o’clock exactly, park on the side of the building in a space usually unoccupied, and walk eight yards to the entrance of the store, where I will take the second shopping cart, gently sliding the first cart to the side. I will then proceed to the produce section located on the far right side of the store, working my way across each aisle to the next item on the list. It just so happens that each of my items is alphabetized and corresponds with the various aisles that progress toward the left side of the store. I buy bananas first and butter last, and it just so happens that butter and bread are on opposite sides of the same aisle. This system has worked for me for the last seven years, and I find it very comforting.

  Rising from the sofa, I put on my lucky red Adidas warm-up jacket and lace up my matching red tennis shoes. I am now ready to go.

  I step outside the back of my town house and begin walking toward my black Jeep Cherokee when I hear a voice call out in my direction.

  “Raphael, hold on for a moment.”

  As I turn my head, I see my neighbor, Gus, walking slowly in my direction. I continue walking toward my Jeep, slowing just a little so that he might see that I have somewhere to be.

  “Raphael,” he says again, a bit winded from his attempt to move his slothful mass more quickly toward me.

  As I open the door to my vehicle, I respond, “Yes, Gus. How are you doing?”

  “Oh, I’m fine. Just wanted to let you know that I read your last book, the one about that treasure hunter.”

  “Thanks. I’m glad that you bought one of my books.” I lift my leg to enter the vehicle.

  “Well, actually, I didn’t buy it. I’m reading my girlfriend’s copy.” He reaches in his back pocket and pulls out a dog-eared, mass-market paperback. It appears to be held together by a large, bone-colored rubber band, and I scarcely recognize it as a book at all. As I look at it, my stomach turns. I can’t believe that someone would handle my book so poorly. I mean, does this guy even have a clue of how much goes into writing a book for a person to just go and dog it out like that?

  I nod at Gus, attempting to excuse myself. I look down at my watch and see that it is 10:55 p.m. I have exactly five minutes to get to the grocery store. As I reach to close the door, Gus runs around t
o the side of my vehicle and says, “So, maybe you could sign this book for her—or me, since I’m your neighbor.”

  I reach in my pocket to find one of the three ballpoint black pens I keep there. He hands me the mass of pages, and I remove the rubber band. “What’s your girlfriend’s name, Gus?”

  “Shelia. But make sure you put my name down there too, and say something about us being neighbors. That would be really cool.”

  I hurriedly scribble “to Shelia and Gus, the best neighbors” and hand it back to him.

  “Gee, thanks,” Gus says. “So, how’s the new book coming?”

  I glance down at my watch again. I have a little over three minutes to make it to the store. “Gus, you’ll have to excuse me. I have to go now.”

  “Okay. We’ll talk later,” he says, but I barely hear him as I am already closing the door and starting the Jeep.

  It’s people like Gus who drive me completely crazy! I was once married to a woman for all of three months before we had to file for divorce. Truthfully, I’m surprised we lasted that long. (I guess that’s what happens when you marry someone you meet on the Internet.) We cited irreconcilable differences, but the truth was that she couldn’t deal with my need to maintain a certain type of order around me at all times, and I couldn’t deal with her always threatening to mess up that order every time I looked up. She called me an obsessive-compulsive asshole. I called her a sloppy gold-digging bitch. To me, order promotes productivity, and with my occupation, I need a lot of order. Personally, I don’t understand how anyone would want to go about his daily routine without some kind of structure.

  Still bothered by Gus’s slowing me down, I whip out of the parking lot with my foot pressed down on the gas, heading down Main Street. Ahead, I see the stoplight starting to change to yellow. I push down on the gas, and as the light turns red I zoom through, nearly clipping a guy walking out into the middle of the street wearing dark colors. Can you believe that? Walking out in the street with dark colors on at night? What in the world was he thinking?

  I arrive at my usual parking spot at exactly eleven, my heart still racing from the panic of nearly arriving late. I take a moment to catch my breath, but I can’t wait too long because I have to be in the checkout line by eleven-thirty, back home after that, and have everything completely put away by midnight. It has to be that way because I go to bed at midnight every night so that I can wake up at six o’clock in the morning to do my ten pages for whatever book I’m working on.

  I lock my door and walk briskly toward the entrance of the store, and as I enter I reach for the second shopping cart. I’m still thinking about the fact that I almost didn’t make it on time because of Gus and that guy out in the middle of the road. Oh well, no harm, no foul.

  I recenter myself.

  Bananas. Beef. Beer. Bread. Butter.

  I push my cart over to aisle one, produce. Because I allow myself exactly thirty minutes to grocery-shop for these items, I can take my time and find the absolute best products on the shelves. Tonight as I stand by the bananas, I move the ones on the top out of the way quickly. Too many hands have probably touched those. I find some greenish yellow bananas that look to be very firm. They will ripen well over the next two or three days. Grabbing a plastic bag and tearing along the perforated edges, I slide the bundle of bananas inside, twisting the bag three complete revolutions to seal it. I place them in the cart and continue on toward the end of the aisle.

  Beef is along the back wall, and while I could easily jump across the store to grab items, I tend to push my cart past each aisle, curious to see who else does their shopping this late at night. Often it is college students or people getting off work from factory jobs. But as I pass aisle two, I notice that it is empty. No one getting pasta, rice, or spaghetti sauce tonight, I imagine.

  I continue pushing my cart, and as I pass aisle three I notice a couple of teenagers making out by the canned soup. At the end of the aisle, near the front of the store, is a dark-skinned, bearded old man facing in my general direction. He looks vaguely familiar, but I can’t seem to place him. I divert my attention back to the next item on my list, beef.

  Reaching the refrigerated meat area, I sort through various packages of meat, looking for the leanest and finest cuts. Again, I find what I am looking for in a matter of minutes, and I am off in search of the next item.

  Next is beer. Aisle seven.

  As I pass aisle five, I glance down it. I see the old man again, this time standing next to the coffee section, looking toward my end of the aisle. He looks at me and nods. I nod back. His frumpy, blue Members’ Only–style jacket is zipped tightly over his bulging stomach, and his large ears look as if they could have been slapped onto the side of his dark, hairy face. His beard is bushy and runs into the thickness of his nappy gray hair, leaving only his nose and eyes visible. I push on to the next aisle.

  Standing closer up the aisle, I see the man again, this time next to the potato chips. I stop for a moment, shaking my head. Only then does it occur to me that this guy might be following me. Is he a fan or a person with too much time on his hands? Maybe I’m still shaken up about nearly arriving late and I’m imagining this whole thing. The man, however, pulls down a bag of chips from the shelf and looks in my direction again, nodding. It is only at this point that I realize that he doesn’t have a shopping cart or basket. I nod uneasily in his direction and continue pushing on.

  I enter aisle seven for my Budweiser (if it were my M day, it would be Miller). There again, standing roughly ten feet down the aisle, is the old man reaching for a case of sodas. I grab a six-pack and pretend not to see him. To nod at him a third time would be extremely awkward. None of this makes sense to me. All I know is that this man is making me deeply uncomfortable, but I have to stick to my list because time is of the essence. Both the bread and the butter are two aisles over, so I push my cart back up the aisle to the back of the store and make a left.

  Passing aisle eight, I see the old man again. This time he is much closer. I stop my cart dead in its tracks, and before I realize it my heart is now racing. The man looks up from the magazine he is holding and nods at me. This time he smiles, peeling back his thick, cracked lips to reveal dingy brown teeth.

  I quickly back up my things to the previous aisle, and glance down it to find the same man there, but possibly farther away. I back up another three aisles and the man is still there, farther and farther toward the other end of the aisle. By the time I make it back to the produce section, the man is nowhere to be found.

  I glance at my watch. It is 11:20 p.m. I have exactly ten minutes to get my bread and butter and make it to the checkout line. Although the grocery store is open twenty-four hours a day, I find it much easier to stay on my schedule. Already I am in danger of being thrown off, but I sense that once I get to the last aisle, I can make up for lost time and still get to the checkout before eleven-thirty.

  For a brief moment, I ponder taking the items that I have already picked up to the checkout, but I can’t do that. I either get everything, or I get nothing. And getting nothing is not an option because I shop for my C’s tomorrow at three o’clock p.m. It would destroy my entire schedule for the month if I left here tonight empty-handed.

  I look across the store and realize that I am the only one on the rear aisle. I only have two items left to pick up, and as I look at my watch I realize that I don’t have the time to put off completing my task. If the man is going to be there, then, damn it, let him be, because I need to get in the checkout line by 11:30 p.m. It is already bad enough that I won’t have the time to go through the bread like I want to, but getting to the checkout at the right time is really taking priority.

  I gear back and start pushing my cart, slowly at first, and then faster, until I’m almost running with it across the store, straining to avoid glancing down the aisles. I reach the end of the store and turn my cart left onto the last aisle.

  It’s empty!

  I quickly grab the second loaf of whole
wheat bread from the second shelf from the top, pushing the first one aside, before turning around to get the butter. When I turn around, I find myself staring face-to-face with the old man. His breath spills out from behind his wicked smile like garbage baked on a rock during the hottest day of summer. His skin is so dry that cracks run along his face into the depths of his matted beard. His eyes are a cloudy gray with a thick puss oozing out of the corners, and they are locked on me like some type of war missiles.

  I quickly jump back, straining to pull the cart between us to serve as a barrier, but the man blocks me and pushes me into the bread. I fall back, shocked. As I try to catch myself, my hand hits a loaf of bread and loses grip, causing me to fall onto the floor. The man stands over me, and I find that I am too afraid to move. His bulk towers over me like a huge dark mountain, and before I realize it he is reaching into my shopping cart, removing things. When he takes my choice steak and slings it down the aisle onto the floor so hard that it snaps loose of its plastic and lands facedown on the floor, my chest tightens.

  Next, he hurls the bananas over the aisle, onto the floor of the next aisle. I hear the thud of them hitting the tile. Now I can feel my breaths shortening.

  All I can think is that I don’t have enough time to replace the items before I run out of time.

  The man takes my six-pack of beer out of the cart and tosses the cans on their sides, denting them. One can pops open and sprays the cookies next to the bread.

  My cart is nearly empty, and as I try to stand up I find that I can’t catch my breath at all. I reach behind myself to find a shelf for support, but the old man takes my wheat bread and begins pelting me with it. The bag of bread slaps across my face like a backhand. Again I fall back. As I try to stand, the man slaps me back down with a gnarled, bony hand that feels like a brick wrapped in crusted flesh. The pain bolts across my cheek, burning into the side of my face.

  “Help!” I yell, not wanting to surrender to the madness of what is going on around me but having little choice in the matter. I can barely hear my own voice, but I don’t have the air to yell out again. The old man looks down at me, and fear races over me when I realize that for the first time in seven years I won’t make my schedule. My head swimming, I fall back, unconscious.